8 Pickup Lines That Really Work!
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do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong
Did you just fart?
Because you just BLEW ME AWAY!!
How do you feel in this area uncircumcised penises? Better cut or uncut?
I like your hair….it’s make your head look normal( in a serious tone without smiling)
If you want to have sex with her an it’s going fantastic there’s a excellent chance that she’s on the same page you can tell her you want to show her your pet rock an she’ll come in your house.
Girl: HEY! Do you like pie??
Me: Yes, I do.
Girl: Well I can make your banana cream
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Hey did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ugh lol
excuse me…does this rag smell like chloroform?
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hey, wanna do me?lol
Guuurl ur name must be Ladesh, cause tonight, Im going to BANGladesh xD
I know the greatest pick up line in the planet and it works 100% of the time… best pick up line is…. “Hi”
Lest fuck
@TheEtherealGod Yup, followed by, “how are you?”. =)
@ZinayH Maybe so!
The comments with the pickup lines are hilarious! Maybe it’s just me but sometimes I reckon that cheesy pickup lines are cute.
Yeah this is excellent advice….guys are usually just like “You’re hot”…. like uhhh thanx? Now go away lol
The worst ones for me were :”Mihaela… that is a gorgeous name” (not, when half of my relatives and acquaintances have the same name), “You are so gorgeous, can you give me your number”, “You girls look lonely. Want to come to our apartment?”
Pick up line: Guy looks at girl, and pulls on the duct tape roll and smiles. Lolz.
I have a F, C & K and all I need is U!
-How much does a polar bear weigh?
= ….
-Enough to break the ice! Hi my name is…. hahaha
are you sure, you are a girl???(O_o)…………
make videos that work for highschool haha
If I was black I wouldn’t have to use any pick up lines because the niggas get all the white ass.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?